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Giant Microbes Tainted Love Plush STD Toy Box Set

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giant microbes plush biology toysDo you sometimes feel you’ve got to run away from the pain?

Does the love you share seem to go nowhere? Lost your light tossing and turning at night? These Tainted Love microbes may take your tears and that’s not nearly all! They’ll brighten your day if any tainted love does come your way. Tainted Love themed gift box includes these mini microbes Herpes, Chlamydia, The Clap, HPV, and Syphilis. Each of these toys is between 2 and 4 inches.

  • Herpes is one of the great-granddaddies of STDs. The word “herpes” (Greek for “creep”) was used by Hippocrates himself 2,500 years ago to describe lesions that appeared to creep along the skin as they spread. Outbreaks occur in only about one third of cases, depending on the strength of the immune system and the length of infection (outbreaks decrease with time).
  • Chlamydia is perhaps the most common of all STDs, though it is less renowned than many others. In nearly three quarters of women (and half of men) chlamydia produces no symptoms at all. Left untreated, it causes permanent damage to the female reproductive system, and in some cases infertility. Fortunately, affordable and reliable testing is available for chlamydia – and it is highly responsive to antibiotics.
  • The clap, or gonorrhea, is one of the most common sexually transmitted diseases. (The word "clap" comes from "clapier," the old French word for brothel.) Gonorrhea is generally contracted by young adults, as promiscuity is the primary risk factor. Though most cases of the clap can be treated with antibiotics, hold the applause: resistant strains are beginning to emerge.
  • HPV or Human papillomavirus is a virus that includes more than 100 different strains or types. “Low risk” HPV types can cause common warts. "High risk" HPV is more dangerous and can ultimately lead to cervical (and other) cancers. Fortunately, there are a variety of treatments and procedures for managing HPV – and a vaccine is also available which provides protection against some of the most high-risk strains.
  • Pox or Syphilis, The Great Pox may have originated in the New World, but it burst onto the historical scene in a 1494 epidemic. It was called the French disease (by the Italians), the Italian disease (by the French), the Spanish disease, the Polish disease, the Russian disease, and so on. And the name Syphilis? It comes from the name of a shepherd cursed by Apollo in a 1530 poem by Girolamo Fracastoro.

Color: Multi
Material: Polyester
Length: 4 inches
depth: 1.75 inches
Width: 2 inch
Special Features: A funny and sexy pillow, Great decoration for your bed, couch, table, bookshelf and so on, Perfect for your bedroom,car,or any your private place.
Weight: 9 ounces inside package